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Former Member Who Spent All Their Time With People Who Hate Their Faith Claims DezNat Pushed Them Away From The Church
I can't believe people defend those DezNat types... The memes they use are literal hate crimes, and they do more to push people out of the church than anyone else.
I should know, since I used to be a member of the church. Then I started talking to my blue-haired rainbow-flag-bearing friends who protested around the church office building on Tuesdays and Thursdays. They were so accepting of me... I mean, not of my religion, which they despised, but they seemed eager to encourage me to get drunk with them and "discover myself" beyond the restrictive "law of chastity."
That's when #DezNat came and said hateful things like "maybe you should follow the prophet," or "the Family: A Proclamation to the World is founded on unchanging doctrine," or "the enemies of the church claim they are happy, but they certainly don't act like they are..."
Anyway, after waking up with a hangover at the house of some guy I don't know, I had an epiphany... maybe the church isn't for me. I immediately realized that it was the fault of #DezNat that I left. If they had been more accepting of my desire to get wasted and ignore all the standards with which I was raised, I would probably still be at church.
Plus, I'm way happier now... or at least when I'm too drunk to cry myself to sleep...
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