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Some People Are Sensitive About Being Called Racist Evil Bigots Every Other Week For Years
by Baker L.
I can't believe how sensitive some people get over little things... I mean, I had a falling out with a couple of guys, a few years back, no big deal, right? It's the internet, things get misunderstood, you go back and forth with some banter, no problem, right?
And I did the logical thing... a measured response... which was to go after anyone who had ever associated with them, and to call them evil racist hateful bigots who deserve to lose their livelihoods.
Just because I enthusiastically cheered when moms and dads lost their jobs and were attacked by people who threatened them with physical harm doesn't mean they have to be upset... Touchy!
And after all of these people generally quieted down, relegated to hidden corners of the internet with almost no exposure, I spent every couple of weeks for the next couple of years calling them racist evil bigots who got what they deserved. And sure, maybe I said some things that weren't true about some of them most of them almost any of them, I don't know why they're so upset...
Anyway, if you see any of these sensitive types saying "that's not true" or "why do you keep misrepresenting us?" just remember that I'm the one trying to establish love and kindness, and they are evil racist bigots who deserve whatever bad things happen to them.
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