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Influencer Julie D. Hanks Walks Back Talking Point About Responsibility For Others' Thoughts After Conference
by Hector Vega
Social media influencer Julie D. Hanks has had to walk back statements she made about being responsible for bad thoughts in others. She made these statements regarding dress standards among believers.
"Our clothing isn't responsible for men's thoughts..." she claimed earlier during a protest against a church leader calling for young women to wear "clothing" that was "opaque."
"I think it's highly unethical for people to receive money while pushing the harmful idea that some one else is responsible for your thoughts and behaviors..." she said... that is, until after General Conference. In a surprise purge, she has removed all of these statements from her Instagram, Facebook, and X posts...
"So anyway, for $60, you can join me to talk about how the demeanor of a group of church leaders causes bad thoughts in you..." she said in a recent advertisement.
"I just want to let those of you who wanted to strangle a litter of puppies after hearing President Nelson invite us to think celestial... that you're not alone!"
Ms. Hanks had no comment when asked about what principles she would abandon next.
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