Showing posts with label #culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #culture. Show all posts

Monday, August 14, 2023

Satire: Disney, Netflix in Talks with Richard "Papa" Ostler Regarding Series About Book of Mormon Characters

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Disney, Netflix in Talks with Richard "Papa" Ostler Regarding Series About Book of Mormon Characters

by Kerleiehghigh Stevens

Both Disney and Netflix, known for reimagining classic stories with unnecessary racial and sexual changes, were delighted to discover Richard "Papa" Ostler's takes on Latter-day Saint beliefs.

Ostler has, for some time, imagined that one of the three Nephites was gay, despite zero evidence or indication of this in the scriptures, the words of prophets, or church leaders. Entertainment giants Disney and Netflix approached him regarding some ideas for portraying Book of Mormon stories.

"Our goal is to challenge the norms," said Disney executive Windy Blossum.  "I know a lot of people think the entertainment business needs to entertain and earn business, but as long as I can make religious folks uncomfortable with garbage woke content, I'll do it even if we lose millions of dollars!"

"What if, instead of Ammon cutting off arms of Lamanites, he chases after them in drag?" asked Netflix producer Sasha Kumiah.

"And of course instead of this title of liberty it's a trans-inclusive pride flag that Captain Moroni holds up!" suggested Ms. Blossum.

"I mean, I know they actually hate members of my church, our leaders, our doctrine, our scriptures, and everything we hold sacred," admitted Ostler.  "But helping them attack and tear down my faith seems like the nice thing to do...  Plus, what if Alma and Amulek were gay?"

Mr. Ostler abruptly ended our conversation when we pointed out that they had separate families with wives and children, claiming he "didn't have time to talk to people who actually believe that hateful book..."

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Thursday, December 22, 2016

Christmas Appropriation

It's hard to get away from seeing posts all over social media that highlight the pagan roots of winter solstice celebration, and describe how Christians "appropriated" this celebration to promote the birth of Jesus.

Some of these posts represent legitimate efforts to educate regarding Christmas traditions.  Some of them are cases of thinly-veiled condescending mockery of foolish Christians who think they are celebrating Jesus.  After all - how can Jesus be the "reason for the season" when pagans traditionally celebrated the event in which daylight began to increase?  Christians getting upset that "happy holidays" is replacing "merry Christmas" or that nativity scenes are becoming controversial just shows how closed-minded they are... especially since they appropriated most of their traditions from others to begin with... right?

I don't want to dig into the details of Christmas traditions... rather, I want to address the broader issue of Christians appropriating other cultures to further the message of Jesus - because this is perhaps one of the most important Christian traditions there is.

In the Book of Mormon, Ammon tried to speak to King Lamoni about God, but the Lamanite King did not understand the term "God."  Ammon then asked the king if he believed in a "Great Spirit," a concept with which the king was familiar.  Using the concept of a "Great Spirit," Ammon taught Lamoni about God, and about his son Jesus Christ, who had power to save him. (Alma 18)

The Apostle Paul famously stood on Mars hill in Athens and described his observation that these pagan peoples had created a monument to "the Unknown God," to be sure they had not overlooked honoring some deity.  He used this pagan and superstitious concept to teach the message of Christianity:

"Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men’s hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things; And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation; That they should seek the Lord, if haply they might feel after him, and find him, though he be not far from every one of us" (Acts 17:23-27)

Jesus himself found ways to use things familiar to those he sought to reach.  To the woman at the well, he described himself as "living water."  To those who wanted a free meal, he described himself as "the bread of life."  He described his association with sinners by saying "They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick."  He described his love for us by comparing the affection of a hireling with that of a "Good Shepherd."

The Old Testament frequently uses the symbolism of marriage to describe the relationship between God has his children... and an unfaithful spouse to describe our part in that relationship.

Ultimately, it is good that Christmas traditions stem from things that were not originally Christian.  That really is the entire point of Jesus... to transform individuals from being selfish, misguided, and sinful into being humble, wise, and divine.  The process of salvation is not limited to one type of individual... the hope of redemption and salvation is available to all.

At Christmas especially, it is good to find traditions (new and old) that bring us closer to the source of goodness, light, and wisdom.  Don't let the fact that trees, lights, gifts, and celebrations during this time of year were not a part of the birth of that child in Bethlehem keep you from using them to seek him now.

Decorate that tree!  Turn on those lights!  Give gifts to those you love!  Sing those carols!  Appropriate every good thing!

Part of being Christian is recognizing that Jesus is (and always has been) close by... that traditions that bring joy, foster love, and promote peace can help us find him.

Thursday, July 7, 2016

It's going to get worse... it's going to get much worse

Many people are frustrated with the current political climate in the United States.  The major parties have chosen candidates that have become quite unpopular.  Within the Republican party is a strong "never Trump" movement, and there are many people who had supported socialist Bernie Sanders and have become disgusted with the system that vaulted Hillary Clinton to becoming the nominee of the Democrats.  On the one hand, Trump makes outrageous claims and impossible promises (much as Obama did) to try to gain support.  On the other hand, the director of the FBI exposes most of the claims that Clinton made with respect to her handling of sensitive confidential information to be outright lies.

There is a growing number of people in the country, who, when analyzing the choices before Americans ask how could this happen?

Some might point to our education system.  Though it is taking larger amounts of money, it seems to be producing diminishing returns.

Others point to economics.  Many on the left use the gap between successful and unsuccessful as justification for government intervention in the free market.

There is no shortage of issues to which blame can be attributed.  From racism, to sexism, to Islamophobia, to "white privilege," there is always some monster in some faction of our culture (not the faction to which we belong mind you... some other faction) onto which people will affix fault... a societal scapegoat.

Part of what make these issues easy to blame is there are legitimate problems in most of them.  We are, as Mike Rowe said, "...lending money we don’t have to kids who can’t pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist."  There are maneuvers attempted by large corporations that can best be explained by corporate greed.  In other words, there are legitimate concerns expressed by both liberals and conservatives.

Ultimately though, even if everyone agreed to a single plan that would completely re-work the education system in the country, and even if every corporation was legally bound to ethical behaviors, society would still be burdened with envy, pride, wrath, sloth, lust, greed, and gluttony.

A civilization that is obsessed with how the choices of others negatively impact them is a civilization on the brink of disaster.  It creates an urge to control (by any means) the choices of others.  While it may start with the power of persuasion, it is far too tempting to avoid using the persuasion of power.

Of course, this does not mean that power should not be used in dealing with legitimate threats: crime must be punished.  We should not tolerate the retention of the robber's stolen goods, the freedom of the abuser, or the life of the pedophile.  Additionally, military force is necessary to protect our nation from foreign malefactors.

What this does mean is that people who are preoccupied with the flaws of other factions in society are easily manipulated.  This tendency is observed in the Old Testament book of Joel:

"Proclaim ye this among the Gentiles; Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up: Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong." (Joel 3:9-10)

The imagery of reworking plowshares into swords and pruning hooks into spears is not intended to be limited to inanimate objects.  People who might otherwise be reasonable can be whipped into a frenzy if they focus on problems beyond their direct control.  It has been used to make people believe the source of their difficulties can be attributed to Jews, to whites, to blacks, to Republicans, to Democrats, to the wealthy 1%, to corporations, to unions, and to churches.

If the divisive trends that politicians exploit to sway their factions continue, then the situation in this nation is going to get worse... it's going to get much worse.

Jesus taught a parable to illustrate the point:

"Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican. The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican. I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.

"And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.

 "I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted." (Luke 18:10-14)

Though there are new and clever ways to express outrage and frustration with the flaws of others, they are, at the core, not so very different from rending one's garments, as was done anciently.  Because of the central similarity, the counsel from Joel all the more applicable:

"Therefore also now, saith the Lord, turn ye even to me with all your heart, and with fasting, and with weeping, and with mourning: And rend your heart, and not your garments, and turn unto the Lord your God: for he is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repenteth him of the evil." (Joel 2:12-13, emphasis added)

This is the key to avoiding the problems associated with obsessing over the flaws of others... addressing the flaws in yourself.  Compare the amount of time spent in trying to fix the behavior of others to the amount of time spent trying to become better yourself.

In the end, Christ will come again, and he will take care of the great injustices in the world.  Those who have indulged in envy, pride, wrath, sloth, lust, greed, and gluttony will reap what they have sewn.  Those who have spent their efforts to try and purge themselves of their envy, pride, wrath, sloth, lust, greed, and gluttony will be rewarded.

Circumstances are likely to get much worse, but regardless of circumstances, the power of Christ can help you to be better.