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Thursday, January 17, 2013
Anatomy of a High Council Talk
High Council Sunday... perhaps the most yawn-inducing event in all of Mormonism. Of course there are some individuals with this calling that do have some speaking ability, but it seems that the vast majority of gentlemen that address LDS congregations monthly are not chosen for their speaking abilities.
I frequently wonder if some of them know how terrible their talks are. When the 12-year-old youth speaker outshines them with a monotone reading of a random New Era article, it makes the audience wonder if they intend to give a horrible talk as some sort of punishment. Perhaps our ward's contributions to the Boy Scouts were low... perhaps we had poor attendance at the Stake fireside, or Stake Priesthood meeting... Perhaps the Stake Presidency just hates our ward... Wonder no longer; today we will analyze the anatomy of a High Council talk!
The format for this lighthearted analysis will consist of the high council speaker's words in bold and their thoughts in italics.
Wow, that youth speaker had way better material than me... maybe if I just take two minutes to arrange my papers, I can avoid an awkward transition. Hey! I remember this paper, it was something I doodled instead of preparing a talk! Best decision ever! Oh crap! A lot of people are staring at me... They don't look happy either... what can I say so that they never find out I was assigned to this ward because the Stake presidency can't stand them? Oh I know!
Brothers and Sisters, I bring you the love of the Stake Presidency...
Whew! That was close. Now I can just babble about them for a couple minutes... I just have to remember not to bring up the fact that this ward didn't contribute enough to Boy Scouts so I don't offend anyone. Although if they haven't already been offended by how tight an green my Scout shorts are, maybe it won't hurt... I'm getting sidetracked though... the number of screaming children has doubled since I started... I know! I can just tell them I worked hard on preparing my talk!
So anyway... I have been given an important topic today... it is the topic of prayer!
Heh! That did it! They know they will feel guilty if they don't listen to a talk about prayer! Crap... what do I say now?
When I got this topic, I was really excited...
Why are everyone's eyes glazing over? Do they know that I was lying about being excited about prayer? Heck, last night I fell asleep after 2 minutes of praying and woke up in a pool of my own drool 2 hours later...
I remember when I was a boy, my parents taught me to pray...
Or more accurately, they would spank me when I prayed for the Lions to win more football games instead of grandma to get better...
It's a lesson I've never forgotten...
Unless it's football season...
It reminds me of the scripture story about ...
Come on brain, don't fail me now...
Enoch.. who prayed all day and all night...
What are those primary kids whispering? Did I say something wrong? Enos...that's what they're saying? Ah crap...
Oh right... Enos... your kids are smarter than I am...
Condescending brats!
Anyway, Enos prayed all day and all night, and...
It looks like everyone is calming down now. I can just keep spouting random details about Enos and I will have like five minutes left. I wonder how much time I've used. Probably at least seven minutes out of my fifteen... I'll just look at the clock... oh crap, only two minutes!?!?!? But it felt like forever... I wonder if that's how the congregation feels... nah... they love me!
And so my Uncle Frank's cancer got worse, and we didn't know what to do...
What am I even saying? How did I get to Uncle Frank's cancer? Oh well, it has a lot of details, so that's sure to keep people occupied...
And he was coughing out blood and he had difficulty using the toilet... his vision wasn't great either, which made it difficult for him to enjoy his favorite game show, the Price is Right...
Heh! That was a great show... "Come on down!!!!"
And anyway, the cows would kick over the milk bucket and spill it all over... I would get so mad at them...
Is that the sound of applause? I know they must love me, but we probably shouldn't applaud in Sacrament meeting... oh wait... that's snoring...
And so that's why shopping on Sunday is bad... Sure, I enjoy a doughnut as much as the next guy... in fact, my wife tells me I enjoy them a bit more than the next guy... but I have a testimony that the word of wisdom helps us in our lives....
I'm on a roll now! Everything is coming together now!
...and that's when my son told me that he appreciated my example... and I'm not saying that to boast, I'm saying that the Savior has blessed me...
...probably more than you... Yeah, I'm both awesome AND humble!
...and I loved my mother... she was the best... even with her dementia and when she started fires in the care center that we sent her to...
Man I hated that care center... I hope my kids send me someplace nicer when I lose it...
...and that's what happens when you try to go fishing without bait... I mean what did you expect when...
What's that on my shoulder? Oh... it's the Bishop tapping his watch... well he doesn't have to glare at me...
Well brothers and sisters... Bishop is tapping his watch so I guess I should wrap it up... I just want to bear my testimony of prayer. I love prayer... and that reminds me of when my daughter was sick and she was just puking all over the place... it was the really gross...
Oh and that's just like when my sister ate that chicken that we had left out too long... that was awful...
...so it's a good thing I had health insurance... it's also a good thing to...
What now?!?! Oh it's the Bishop tapping his watch again... no wonder the Stake President doesn't like this ward... they don't even let you finish your train of thought...
Well... anyway... that's my testimony of prayer...
I think that talk went pretty well! I'm sure the reason all the people in the congregation are sleeping is because of the early meeting schedule...
Obviously this account is a bit tongue in cheek... but the kernel of truth at its core is that everyone could benefit from a little preparation, or with a greater understanding of oration. Obviously no one is going to be as good as Jesus, who astonished people with his power and authority, (Matthew 7:28-29) but it should be the practice of Christians to try to connect with their audience when expressing the importance of his gospel.
It is also understood that there are some people who will not accept or appreciate the truth regardless of the presentation method, but for those that are sitting in a church congregation, this is likely a very small number.
If you are assigned to give a talk, consider the negative feelings that come on high council Sunday, and try and avoid pointless details and incoherent ramblings. No one cares about how you prepare a talk unless it is really really good, and if they think it is, they will ask you. Don't waste time on that subject during the talk. Be mindful of the time. Even great orators that can hold an audience's attention for long stretches know the value of being concise. It is better to have a short talk with value and substance than a long talk that will be forgotten before the benediction.
Ultimately, know one is perfect, but it doesn't hurt to try to be better....
I frequently wonder if some of them know how terrible their talks are. When the 12-year-old youth speaker outshines them with a monotone reading of a random New Era article, it makes the audience wonder if they intend to give a horrible talk as some sort of punishment. Perhaps our ward's contributions to the Boy Scouts were low... perhaps we had poor attendance at the Stake fireside, or Stake Priesthood meeting... Perhaps the Stake Presidency just hates our ward... Wonder no longer; today we will analyze the anatomy of a High Council talk!
The format for this lighthearted analysis will consist of the high council speaker's words in bold and their thoughts in italics.
Wow, that youth speaker had way better material than me... maybe if I just take two minutes to arrange my papers, I can avoid an awkward transition. Hey! I remember this paper, it was something I doodled instead of preparing a talk! Best decision ever! Oh crap! A lot of people are staring at me... They don't look happy either... what can I say so that they never find out I was assigned to this ward because the Stake presidency can't stand them? Oh I know!
Brothers and Sisters, I bring you the love of the Stake Presidency...
Whew! That was close. Now I can just babble about them for a couple minutes... I just have to remember not to bring up the fact that this ward didn't contribute enough to Boy Scouts so I don't offend anyone. Although if they haven't already been offended by how tight an green my Scout shorts are, maybe it won't hurt... I'm getting sidetracked though... the number of screaming children has doubled since I started... I know! I can just tell them I worked hard on preparing my talk!
So anyway... I have been given an important topic today... it is the topic of prayer!
Heh! That did it! They know they will feel guilty if they don't listen to a talk about prayer! Crap... what do I say now?
When I got this topic, I was really excited...
Why are everyone's eyes glazing over? Do they know that I was lying about being excited about prayer? Heck, last night I fell asleep after 2 minutes of praying and woke up in a pool of my own drool 2 hours later...
I remember when I was a boy, my parents taught me to pray...
Or more accurately, they would spank me when I prayed for the Lions to win more football games instead of grandma to get better...
It's a lesson I've never forgotten...
Unless it's football season...
It reminds me of the scripture story about ...
Come on brain, don't fail me now...
Enoch.. who prayed all day and all night...
What are those primary kids whispering? Did I say something wrong? Enos...that's what they're saying? Ah crap...
Oh right... Enos... your kids are smarter than I am...
Condescending brats!
Anyway, Enos prayed all day and all night, and...
It looks like everyone is calming down now. I can just keep spouting random details about Enos and I will have like five minutes left. I wonder how much time I've used. Probably at least seven minutes out of my fifteen... I'll just look at the clock... oh crap, only two minutes!?!?!? But it felt like forever... I wonder if that's how the congregation feels... nah... they love me!
And so my Uncle Frank's cancer got worse, and we didn't know what to do...
What am I even saying? How did I get to Uncle Frank's cancer? Oh well, it has a lot of details, so that's sure to keep people occupied...
And he was coughing out blood and he had difficulty using the toilet... his vision wasn't great either, which made it difficult for him to enjoy his favorite game show, the Price is Right...
Heh! That was a great show... "Come on down!!!!"
And anyway, the cows would kick over the milk bucket and spill it all over... I would get so mad at them...
Is that the sound of applause? I know they must love me, but we probably shouldn't applaud in Sacrament meeting... oh wait... that's snoring...
And so that's why shopping on Sunday is bad... Sure, I enjoy a doughnut as much as the next guy... in fact, my wife tells me I enjoy them a bit more than the next guy... but I have a testimony that the word of wisdom helps us in our lives....
I'm on a roll now! Everything is coming together now!
...and that's when my son told me that he appreciated my example... and I'm not saying that to boast, I'm saying that the Savior has blessed me...
...probably more than you... Yeah, I'm both awesome AND humble!
...and I loved my mother... she was the best... even with her dementia and when she started fires in the care center that we sent her to...
Man I hated that care center... I hope my kids send me someplace nicer when I lose it...
...and that's what happens when you try to go fishing without bait... I mean what did you expect when...
What's that on my shoulder? Oh... it's the Bishop tapping his watch... well he doesn't have to glare at me...
Well brothers and sisters... Bishop is tapping his watch so I guess I should wrap it up... I just want to bear my testimony of prayer. I love prayer... and that reminds me of when my daughter was sick and she was just puking all over the place... it was the really gross...
Oh and that's just like when my sister ate that chicken that we had left out too long... that was awful...
...so it's a good thing I had health insurance... it's also a good thing to...
What now?!?! Oh it's the Bishop tapping his watch again... no wonder the Stake President doesn't like this ward... they don't even let you finish your train of thought...
Well... anyway... that's my testimony of prayer...
I think that talk went pretty well! I'm sure the reason all the people in the congregation are sleeping is because of the early meeting schedule...
Obviously this account is a bit tongue in cheek... but the kernel of truth at its core is that everyone could benefit from a little preparation, or with a greater understanding of oration. Obviously no one is going to be as good as Jesus, who astonished people with his power and authority, (Matthew 7:28-29) but it should be the practice of Christians to try to connect with their audience when expressing the importance of his gospel.
It is also understood that there are some people who will not accept or appreciate the truth regardless of the presentation method, but for those that are sitting in a church congregation, this is likely a very small number.
If you are assigned to give a talk, consider the negative feelings that come on high council Sunday, and try and avoid pointless details and incoherent ramblings. No one cares about how you prepare a talk unless it is really really good, and if they think it is, they will ask you. Don't waste time on that subject during the talk. Be mindful of the time. Even great orators that can hold an audience's attention for long stretches know the value of being concise. It is better to have a short talk with value and substance than a long talk that will be forgotten before the benediction.
Ultimately, know one is perfect, but it doesn't hurt to try to be better....
Monday, June 4, 2012
Quit calling him Savior!
In the early 1920's, Germany was in a difficult situation where they were required to pay reparations to the victorious nations from World War I although they had a weak economy. To make the required payments, they printed a large amount of money. The high supply of money in the market caused it to lose value very quickly. This hyperinflation reached its worst in November of 1923. The approximate value of 1 US dollar in German Marks was 4,200,000,000,000. (http://www.sammler.com/coins/inflation.htm)
The effects of high supply are easy to see when hyperinflation sets in. The more of something there is, the less valuable it becomes. While being rare may not necessarily mean valuable, being common practically guarantees low worth.
The same is true of words. Words that are frequently used do not stand out as being important. I recall a person that frequently used the word "special" to describe people in a positive way. They were a positive person, and so they called almost everyone "special." Some time later I viewed the Disney/Pixar movie "The Incredibles" where the main antagonist Syndrome stated "Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics the world has ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can have powers. Everyone can be super! And when every one's super... no one will be." (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317705/quotes)
This is even true in religious contexts. The Apostle Paul refers to Christ as a priest after the order of Melchizedek (Hebrews 7:14-17). Latter-Day Saints have further insight regarding the name of the High Priesthood: "Why the first is called the Melchizedek Priesthood is because Melchizedek was such a great high priest. Before his day it was called the Holy Priesthood, after the Order of the Son of God. But out of respect or reverence to the name of the Supreme Being, to avoid the too frequent repetition of his name, they, the church, in ancient days, called that priesthood after Melchizedek, or the Melchizedek Priesthood." (D&C 107:2-4)
In spite of this principle's clarity in the scriptures, there is a trend among Latter-Day Saints that abuses it: the use of the term Savior.
This title is potentially an extremely powerful term. A savior is a person who "saves, rescues, delivers." (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/savior?s=t) This title is certainly appropriate for Jesus Christ, who suffered unjust and unimaginable pain voluntarily to spare the sons of men from so suffering. He single-handedly beat death when he raised himself from the dead, and he freely shares the gift of life with all people that die. He provides power that cannot be found from any other source. There is no curse, no pain, no problem that is too great for him to overcome. The term "savior" when used appropriately can imply all of this in a profound and powerful manner.
Unfortunately, the term is overused. In meetings, talks, and lessons everywhere, I frequently hear the term used. My experience is that the term is used more than "Jesus", "Christ", "Lord", or any combination of these terms (i.e. "Jesus Christ" or "the Lord Jesus Christ").
As a result, instead of the profound potential meaning of the word being invoked, the term "savior" has become a name. It has become common. It frequently loses its meaning other than being a reference to Jesus.
I believe that part of the reason that he has so many names and titles is so that he does not become common or lose value in speech or print. If it is important to refer to him in a simple manner (such as when teaching young children), why not follow the pattern laid out in the holy scriptures? Using the names "Jesus" or "Christ" (or an amalgamation of these) are frequently done in the New Testament. The tetragram referring to him can be understood in the Old Testament use of LORD, and also represents a valid simple reference to him. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetragrammaton)
I encourage the use of various names and titles to help understand his character, roles, and powers. I appreciate the use of the terms "Master", "King", and "Messiah". There is no shortage in the supply of names which are respectful and accurate. Whatever terms are used, it is important that effort is exerted to ensure Christ is not thought of in a common way. While he ought to be known and recognized by all, his value should not be diminished in writing or speech because he is the most important person that has ever or will ever live... he is our Savior.
The effects of high supply are easy to see when hyperinflation sets in. The more of something there is, the less valuable it becomes. While being rare may not necessarily mean valuable, being common practically guarantees low worth.
The same is true of words. Words that are frequently used do not stand out as being important. I recall a person that frequently used the word "special" to describe people in a positive way. They were a positive person, and so they called almost everyone "special." Some time later I viewed the Disney/Pixar movie "The Incredibles" where the main antagonist Syndrome stated "Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics the world has ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can have powers. Everyone can be super! And when every one's super... no one will be." (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317705/quotes)
This is even true in religious contexts. The Apostle Paul refers to Christ as a priest after the order of Melchizedek (Hebrews 7:14-17). Latter-Day Saints have further insight regarding the name of the High Priesthood: "Why the first is called the Melchizedek Priesthood is because Melchizedek was such a great high priest. Before his day it was called the Holy Priesthood, after the Order of the Son of God. But out of respect or reverence to the name of the Supreme Being, to avoid the too frequent repetition of his name, they, the church, in ancient days, called that priesthood after Melchizedek, or the Melchizedek Priesthood." (D&C 107:2-4)
In spite of this principle's clarity in the scriptures, there is a trend among Latter-Day Saints that abuses it: the use of the term Savior.
This title is potentially an extremely powerful term. A savior is a person who "saves, rescues, delivers." (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/savior?s=t) This title is certainly appropriate for Jesus Christ, who suffered unjust and unimaginable pain voluntarily to spare the sons of men from so suffering. He single-handedly beat death when he raised himself from the dead, and he freely shares the gift of life with all people that die. He provides power that cannot be found from any other source. There is no curse, no pain, no problem that is too great for him to overcome. The term "savior" when used appropriately can imply all of this in a profound and powerful manner.
Unfortunately, the term is overused. In meetings, talks, and lessons everywhere, I frequently hear the term used. My experience is that the term is used more than "Jesus", "Christ", "Lord", or any combination of these terms (i.e. "Jesus Christ" or "the Lord Jesus Christ").
As a result, instead of the profound potential meaning of the word being invoked, the term "savior" has become a name. It has become common. It frequently loses its meaning other than being a reference to Jesus.
I believe that part of the reason that he has so many names and titles is so that he does not become common or lose value in speech or print. If it is important to refer to him in a simple manner (such as when teaching young children), why not follow the pattern laid out in the holy scriptures? Using the names "Jesus" or "Christ" (or an amalgamation of these) are frequently done in the New Testament. The tetragram referring to him can be understood in the Old Testament use of LORD, and also represents a valid simple reference to him. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetragrammaton)
I encourage the use of various names and titles to help understand his character, roles, and powers. I appreciate the use of the terms "Master", "King", and "Messiah". There is no shortage in the supply of names which are respectful and accurate. Whatever terms are used, it is important that effort is exerted to ensure Christ is not thought of in a common way. While he ought to be known and recognized by all, his value should not be diminished in writing or speech because he is the most important person that has ever or will ever live... he is our Savior.
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